January 2009
“It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality i accept.”
—Calvin & Hobbes
“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: ‘O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.’ And God granted it.”
—Voltaire
“The scientific name for an animal that doesn’t either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.”
—Michael Friedman
“It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.”
—Woody Allen
“You’re not an idiot. Huh! You’re not a goddamn looney now, boy. You’re a fisherman!”
—McMurphy, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest